Je m'appelle Bill gates

(My name is Bill gates)
- A Sarcastic blog!

Hi . I know you were expecting Mr change to continue with what he had started but then he decided to change ;) . He wanted Mr Steve jobs to continue with this blog but then considering the health of Mr Jobs right now; he decided to give me the opportunity of taking the onus of completing this blog.

IBM was facing a big problem to enter the market of desktop computers. They didn’t have a clue about how they were going to make hardware for it on such a small scale nor about the operating system. This is what made me and INTEL rich! I am not an egotist so won’t talk about my life story as to how it possibly happened. Instead I am going to talk about my Ex-Boss, the hippie named STEVE JOBS...

The only feeling which everyone shares with their boss is extreme loathe and vexation. I am no different. People have a very wrong image about Steve jobs; he is a visionary, he is a great leader, he is a global icon blah blah. He is just an arrogant and domineering personality with Antipodean methods. PERIOD!

People say he invented personal computers, bullshit! The first personal computer was Altair 8800 which wasn’t an apple innovation. he might have added some zing to the boring computer to make it sellable but then facts are facts . The guy is no innovator he just copies things from totally unrelated fields into what he does and he has the audacity to say that windows is a copy of Mac :I . Don’t believe me? then hear this out , there is a power cord which apple provides for its laptop called MagSafe , which is basically a magnet and whenever you accidently get tangled in the power cord wires u don’t have to helplessly see ur laptop crash on the ground since the magnet easily detaches itself from the laptop. I know it sounds flashy but do u know he STOLE this idea from a Japanese rice cooker!

People say you can find innovation even in the name of the company itself since during those times company and electronics products always had technical names, the reason why jobs gave his company name as Apple was to make the name appealing and approachable to average people. So that even an average person could buy his product blah blah . I can’t believe some people actually believe this shit and have started naming their products as orange, blackberry etc etc . you want to know the real reason ? The guy used to get high in an ALL-ONE farm which used to grow APPLES! hence the name. PERIOD!

People say that Steve jobs doesn’t sell products, he sells dreams! He had the vision of creating an ecological system, a digital hub .hence he came up with iPod , iPhone and finally iPad. Of course, also convincing some foolish developers to develop apps for his iphone , the idiotic music industry to sell their music through iTunes. He is just a salesman! Who is playing with the minds of simpletons alike!

Anyway, the only reason why Apple has managed to survive is because of this excellent salesman. God knows what will happen to Apple after” 6 weeks”. Maybe when the stocks will crash I might buy the entire company ;-) (I still have a small stake in it). Anyway boo apple and boo Steve jobs.

Long Live THE Windows!


P.S: This was a sarcastic take on Apple. I really don’t think anyway is gonna agree with bill gates here. I hope I managed to communicate that point. If anyone wants to know more about Steve Jobs I would suggest they read “The Innovation Secrets of STEVE JOBS” by Carmine Gallo. An excellent book on what makes Steve Jobs a synonym for innovations.